SYNOPSICS
Crazy Bitches (2014) is a English movie. Jane Clark has directed this movie. Samantha Colburn,Cathy DeBuono,Andy Gala,Liz McGeever are the starring of this movie. It was released in 2014. Crazy Bitches (2014) is considered one of the best Comedy,Horror movie in India and around the world.
7 girls and 1 fab gay guy plan a getaway to a remote ranch for a week of gossip and grub. They start off where they always do, old rivalries in place, extreme vanity covering great insecurities, but with a true love for each other underneath the bickering, sniping and sassing. A number of drinks into night one and a dark secret is revealed. The house they rented is the site of a mass murder of teenage girls 15 years earlier. Blood still stains the floors under replacement carpets. The killer still runs free. The girls take it for what it seems - a fun story for a rainy night by a roaring fire. But after one of them disappears and is discovered dead, the story doesn't seem so fun anymore. 1 by 1, they die, killed by their own vanity. The fun-filled week turns into a race against death. Who will make it out alive?
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Crazy Bitches (2014) Reviews
I don't normally write a review but
Do not believe any of the other reviews here that are all rated 10 star's or close. I am over a 40 minutes in and I'm not sure how much more I can watch. Not the lowest budget movie I've ever seen but the reviews saying that it is a laugh out riot from the beginning are complete bullshit. There hasn't been a single scene yet to even bring the smallest of grins to my face. Crazy Bitches is a total bore fest with pathetically bad acting. Do not waste your time watching this. I can only assume that the positive reviews here are written by people involved with the movie. I rated 3 star's although it should probably be much less. I've only given it 3 star's because I've actually seen movies far worse than this.
waste of time
Okay, now I fully believe that most reviews are from idiots or people that need to promote the movie. Who are these people giving this movie 5 stars?? This movie has not substance, pure drivel. Right from the beginning you can sense the quality and it carries on through out the whole movie. Not sure who would find this movie enjoyable but unless you have time to waste feel free to watch. Okay now I need more words to describe this move when I think I have already said too much....... ..... ....... ......... .......... ......... ......... ...... ...... .......... ............. ......... ...... ........ ...... ........... ........ ....... ....... .......
Hmmm... Fake reviews
It's not hard to see that the highly rated reviews posted here are plants from those involved with the movie. A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review (granted, several reviewed another movie as well - though the identical other movie - wow... what a sheer coincidence!), the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers. Don't believe them. This movie is pure dreck and the acting, directing, and script are beyond laughable. Stay away from this one with a ten-foot pole (or longer if you can find one!) You've been warned.
Don't waste your time!
I decided to watch this movie, based on the rave reviews it has garnered from the sites users, but made a grave mistake in only reading the one it presented automatically, which claimed that the movie is "funny, sexy and scary". The movie was none of these things and total waste of time, I felt robbed off an hour and a half afterwards. The acting, terrible. Lines, terrible. "Action", also terrible. I couldn't find a single redeemable thing about this piece of crap, even though I tried. I'm so ashamed of myself after seeing this film, that I wouldn't even dare to boast at my friends at it's crappyness, in an effort to contain it and limit the people that have been exposed to this piece of garbage. TL:DR: Don't do it!
Clearly, false reviews posted here
This movie was unwatchably bad. I make it a habit to watch all horror genre entries, from the awful to the brilliant, and this one, this, this was the worst. I wonder what exactly constitutes "good acting" according to the positive reviews but when I think of "good acting" (e.g. Ellen Burstyn, Kevin Spacey, Sarah Snook) I imagine something that is exactly the opposite of the "performances" in this film. They might have been reading their lines off of cue cards, I dunno. Whoever this "Jane Clark" is, I have no idea, never heard of her before this, but if you want to see a brilliant horror director for inspiration, check out Jennifer Kent. As a writer/director she could mop the floor with this one.