The Baby Doll Murders (1993) Reviews

• Excess and poor script

  BloodTheTelepathicDog2008-05-16

  This film is basically the combination of a late-night slasher film with an even later-night adult skin-flick. Here, we have an obsessed police officer (Jeff Kober) tracking down a murderer who only kills buxom woman, leaving a plastic baby-doll as his calling card. The man he believes to be the killer has been proved innocent and let-go, but that doesn't stop Kober from chasing the guy - at the risk of his job and relationship with police... secretary?... dispatcher? Melanie SMith. A good drinking game can be played during this film. Either take a swig every time Kober bats an eyelash -which is never, or chug on the can when an actress has a topless scene - which is often. VIOLENCE: $$$ (Lots of strangling. There is no gore - which keeps it from being a slasher film, but the body-count is high nonetheless). STORY: $$ (We've seen this all before. Hollywood's favorite cliché - a tough cop who can't keep his rage in check - searches for a cold-blooded killer with your typical red herrings. The script is by-the-numbers but takes a few unnecessary detours in the process of driving toward the climax). ACTING: $$ (Nothing note-worthy here either. Kober makes for a weak lead - he's better suited as a co-star/character actor. The great John Saxon plays his demanding superior but has little screen time. Bobby DiCicco is fine as the conservative cop playing straight to Kober's lack of control. Melanie Smith does a decent job with a ho-hum character, getting more out of the role than a lesser actress could). NUDITY: $$$$$ (In abundance! Every victim is shown topless just for the sake of a topless scene. This flick redefines gratuitous! Melanie Smith (Seinfeld) adds top-notch skin. She is breath-taking and gives the film some depth).

• OK-ish mystery/thriller that makes obvious slasher references

  LuisitoJoaquinGonzalez2005-08-24

  I've read reports that suggest Babydoll Murders was actually a re-imaging of Burt Topper's The Strangler from 1964, which itself was loosely based on the real life case of the 'Boston stranglings'. Mimi Leder's father Paul updated the murder mystery aspect to keep his movie in check with the craze that had swept the world throughout the eighties – the slasher genre. Although this is not a teenie-kill movie in the more typical Friday the 13th mould, Leder utilizes many of the genre's underlining clichés that allow it to fit quite comfortably amongst the other cycle entries. For example the killer wears a mask and stalks through point of view camera shots just like his slasher granddaddy Michael Myers. He also has that trademark knack for catching female victims when they're just about to expose the parts that your mama warned would make you go blind. Well rules will be rules…and I guess clichés will be clichés too…! The film boasts an intriguing and fairly macabre premise, which involves a maniac slaughtering women and leaving a babydoll beside their mutilated corpses. From the off we are thrown in at the deep end as we learn that there has already been four of these gruesome murders. We then get to meet the detectives and central characters that all play a part in the case. Louis Benz (Jeff Kober) is an outrageously stereotypical cop that is always at boiling point and spends the majority of the movie chasing ex-con Les Parker (Tom Hodges) even though he nearly looses his job because of it. His partner Larry Brown (Bobby DiCicco) is thankfully a little more laid back, but still seems desperate to stop these prolific slaughters. The Police secretary Peggy Davies (Melanie Smith) – who is also Benz's squeeze - also feels the effect of the murders when they begin to have an effect on her relationship with Louis. After many more women have been methodically slaughtered, the Detectives finally uncover a clue that puts the lives of people close to them at risk. Will Benz be able to solve the case before the killer strikes closer to home…? If it weren't for the needless amount of gratuitous nudity that can be found consistently throughout Babydoll Murders I would have sworn that this was a TV movie. But the extreme amount of forbidden flesh on display certainly put a damper on that suggestion. Each of the many victims makes sure to flash her heaving bosoms before she is slaughtered, which makes me wonder why no ladies in the area ever bothered wearing a bra? Female underwear sales must have been virtually non-existent in Los Angeles circa 1992? It's also worth noting that this bogeyman is the first one that I've seen that wears trendy Nike trainers whilst on massacre duties. Well who says that homicidal maniacs can't have dress sense? The plot moves along at an acceptable pace and there's a big enough body count to keep things moving. It's a shame that Leder felt the need to chuck in needless padding like the unnecessary false confession, which only added tedium to an otherwise engaging premise. In any slasher-thriller the most important aspect is the mystery, but the screenplay doesn't really give us enough suspects to keep the guessing game flowing. I have always wondered why a director feels that it's necessary to give away obvious clues, which only makes the conclusion less intriguing. Audiences aren't stupid you know. We do like to have an attempt at solving the mystery ourselves without obvious and annoying prompts. With that said though the final plot twist is worth the wait and turns out to be convincing and fairly controversial too. The performances are mixed from the interesting ensemble of B-movie titans. It's always good to see John Saxon as a supporting character, but Jeff Kober delivers a colorless portrayal in the lead. Melanie Smith attempts to add weight to the case that's she's not just eye candy, whilst the beautiful Julie McCullough – former playboy playmate – earns points by mysteriously avoiding the contagious urge to rip off her bra. By far the best performance came from the unknown Mark Dana, who did a really good job of playing the deaf husband of a deceased victim. Despite the odd credibly shot set piece, Leder fails to add suspense to the kill scenes and it's a real shame when you consider the fact that he's an experienced director. Babydoll Murders does just enough to warrant a viewing from fans of the slasher genre. If you don't go expecting too much then you'll probably just about be satisfied. It's amazing that I seem to be the only person that's bothered to review this flick, which probably says more about me than it does about this feature! Hardly a masterpiece, but if you've seen everything else in the video shop then give it a go.