The Ouija Exorcism (2015) Reviews

• Inferior to Real Housewives series

  quincytheodore2015-10-14

  Don't be fooled by the title, this is in no way a horror. It's basically footage of several people bickering about suburban life while occasionally mentioning ouija. The only slight horror is repetitive "waking up with nightmare" cliché and the rest is a completely atrocious soap opera. In a very agonizing story filled with tedious moment, one after another, audience will be introduced to series of barren characters. Everything is flawed, the visual lacks consistent lighting, audio is plagued with echoes and dialogues are entirely tiresome. The so called horror is so little, it's virtually three to five minutes of random noises and people trying to photobomb the scenes. At a point I stopped and reflected, "What am I doing with my life?" It's so dull, it depressed me. Hence, the two stars instead of one.

• Horror Movie? Perhaps. Horrible Movie? Sure Thing!

  pearfactory2015-10-17

  Not that I expected anything good but the Ouija Exorcism is possibly the worst film I've seen in 2015. Badly made and filled with the most worn out clichés, there is no climax whatsoever. No tension or suspense. The dialogs are simply tedious and I found myself deadly bored after no more than 20 minutes from the credits. The special effects are discouraging, even the sound. The only merit is perhaps having addressed the mysterious Jewish tradition of exorcism but this (like the whole Ouija theme) is only sketched and looks more like a pretext to show scenes from ordinary people's life... with occasional killing.

• Don't waste your time or money.

  echothesound2015-11-13

  This movie is not horror. This is by far the WORST "horror" movie I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Mediocre acting, mediocre lighting, cast, lines, storyline, and horrible development of characters and overall plot. I could act better than this crap. I haven't even acted a day in my life. Seriously? How does this even get released. I'm so ticked my boyfriend spent money renting this. The audio gets louder and quieter on its own. Who ever wrote this and released this should be embarrassed. I am livid. Please, don't rent this. It's only a major disappointment. I usually give movies leeway. I'm not a tough critic at all. If this movie angered me to the point to come on here and write a bad review, it's terrible. Don't waste your time. And I can't even include a "spoiler" because there is nothing in here worth even bringing up. Lighting changes in the middle of a scene. That's worth spoiling. Horrible story short, it sucked. It sucked so much. Don't WASTE YOUR TIME PR MONEY. Just trying to save you a couple bucks.

• Not at the bottom of the barrel, but you can see it from here

  cliometrician2015-10-15

  This is the third exorcism movie that I have watched and posted about this week,the others being: THE VATICAN TAPES, and THE EXORCISM OF MOLLIE HARTLEY. I gave them a rating, respectively, of 6 and 1/2, and 5 and 1/2. I judge all such movies not against all horror movies but just against other exorcism movies. Now I am an aficionado of exorcism movies, so I give a grade of 3 just to begin with, and 4 is the worst I've ever given to one, and this one belongs in that category, far inferior to the two movies cited above. I don't even have the energy to lay out the entire plot, just as the writers had no energy to deliver a coherent or suspenseful plot. Very briefly, a Ouija Board here serves just like the Dybbuk box in the movie, THE POSSESSION. The demon Belial was placed there long before when the main character, Joe, was a boy. It got out when he fooled around with the board, possessed the kid, people were slaughtered, the demon was banished back to the board, yada, yada, yada. It's now some 30 years later and time for Joe's son to find the Ouija board and give it a spin. Here comes Belial again, quickly possessing one character, then changing to another, etc. etc. This took place at the cabin where Joe and son are visiting. Naturally, the hot girl next door is also a shaman. Of course she is. She knows to whip out salt to make a safe circle, whisks a knife out of nowhere, and knows what Joe has to do to exorcise the demon: read from the Book of Psalms, in Hebrew (Joe grew up in a Jewish family), and do so standing in the swimming pool. Joe's son, Noah, gets possessed and Joe is trying to coax him into the pool, when the Shaman hits Noah on the head with a big stick and utters: "The book was taking too long." Three dead bodies and the demon gone, and mercifully the movie comes to an end.

• Total Crap!

  danocaster2016-02-17

  Amazing that a movie like this could even be released. I don't know what camera they used to film this but the picture was horribly dark and the sound was terrible. As far as any exorcism goes there was nothing scary or interesting. I generally like low budget horror films but this was next to nothing.The acting was bad although I kind of feel bad for the actors who probably knew they were making crap.Seriously, these type of films give horror films a bad name. I can't get over the awful camera work. I wonder if someone shot this on an i phone or a cheap camcorder. Avoid at all costs. Go watch The Exorcist if you want to see a great demon film!