Valentine DayZ (2018) Reviews

• And this is why you should avoid that holiday...

  paul_haakonsen2018-11-29

  Anything even remotely zombie, and I am there. However, more often than not does it turn out that the zombie movies are horribly. I had not heard about "Valentine DayZ" before stumbling upon it by sheer luck. And of course I gave it a go with no hesitation. "Valentine DayZ" was a most horrible movie experience in many, many ways. Let's story with the storyline, which was next to non-existing, and whatever coherency they did manage to put together from the fragments that made up the storyline, it was just not worth the effort. The plot was laughable at best. And the movie was just full of characters that you didn't care for in the least. The zombie make-up was atrocious. Yeah, this is the style of zombie make-up where they opt to slap gray make-up on the face, dark circles around the eyes and frizzy hair. Yup, that was about it. Oh, I almost forgot the green blood. Because we all know blood changes color out of the blue. And the sounds these zombies were making just made the zombies seem like ridiculous spoofs on other zombie movies. The dialogue in the movie was every bit as staggering and halting as the rest of the movie. I dozed off once along the way, but eventually managed to sit through the movie to the very end, in the slim hopes that it would pick up and become better... It didn't! If you are a zombie fan, don't bother with spending your time, money or effort on watching this movie.

• If you came here for Carrie Keagan,...

  pidstr2018-10-09

  ..., you probably won't be disappointed. But if you came looking for Shakespear, look elsewhere. And if you came looking for something silly to watch with your partner, you'll probably end up laughing and grimacing in equal amounts. Quite beautifully framed and lit visuals, edited in a deliberately off-kilter manner, even if the dialog and acting is less then stellar, it's still an original work, though it's not until this one gets really effed up in the third act that it gets good.

• Took **** to new lows but I enjoyed it

  boydpeters2018-11-04

  Van scene with the girlfriend was good. Good gore. Rest was disjointed. Ig you gave it a 1 I couldn't tell you that you are wrong. Only watch while you are surfing the net at the same time. 3 of those 4 were for her