Interstellar Wars (2016) Reviews

• High School Production

  JadedJester2016-09-04

  Abhorrently Cringe-Wrenching Experience considering Physical Visual and Mental Pain is not possible. You have been warned! Dead-Panned dialogue read out by preschool grade Thespians and Visual Effects likely submitted by Animators as their first week assignment project. The younger actors are overwhelmingly focused on being "on screen" and trying too hard to look pretty and "sexy" if that was even possible. The lines are read in monotone and the story line is frustratingly predictable barely making "B-Grade" genre. The Older Actors seem unwilling and "forced" by their grand-kids to participate in a school project. The nonchalant attitude might come across as forgivable acting skills. Be warned of shouts and screams at random scenes as the deadpan dialogues could be hypnotic. It's basically so bad it made ME write a Review??!! WTF is THAT?!

• THE worst movie I have ever seen, incompetent, idiotic and hilarious

  joltswangaurora2016-09-24

  You see that poster? The spaceship looming over Earth and blasting it to smithereens? Well in the film you get a pathetic little thing the size of a house sit about in the air for a while with it's five drones shooting airships. They say the world has been completely destroyed, but you never see any of it. Everyones always like "civilsation has been completely destroyed". But all the alien do is as follows: turn a few dozen people into 'zombies', destroy a military drone and a couple fighter jets, and... that's it. The young actors all try and be as sexy as possible. One girl spends the entire second half of the film wearing her shirt unbuttoned, and my belt is longer than the short shorts they all wear. But I did find myself laughing and crying into a cushion multiple times throughout the film. Most notably at the first scene in the desert where all the actors just start making out for no reason then an old man comes in and says "is this sexy party got an invitation list or can I join in?" then he turns into a zombie. That should sell it to you.

• Amateur Night at the Bijou (Part 1)

  dcarsonhagy2017-01-06

  It's very seldom that I treat myself to the viewing of two big turds in one night, but I guess I'm just lucky, huh? The first piece of excrement is entitled Interstellar Wars (a/k/a Independence Wars: Insurgence). I am thinking those involved with this mess knew from the get-go their attempt at movie-making would bomb so they thought if they gussied up their product by giving it a name that linked it to another movie (Independence Day 2: Resurgence), they might get a few nibbles. This movie is indescribable. There is BAD, then there's REAL BAD, and then the coup de grace of AWFUL. Here we have BEYOND awful. The plot goes something like this: an alien spacecraft appears from the "dark side of the moon" and has a "special" ray it uses on us land dwellers to turn us into zombies. Oh, and that's it: ONE spaceship with three drones. You will never see an alien. Oh, and it's very reassuring to know our planet is guarded by four people who probably don't have an opposable thumb between them, and one VERY long-in-the-tooth general. The majority of the cast reminded me of porn stars who took a day off and decided to "do something different." When you are billed in the cast as the "hot zombie," kinda' makes you wonder, don't it?! Not rated, not worth watching--yet you have to see it in order to appreciate its AWFULNESS. If ever a movie deserved a "0" rating, this one is it.

• How did they get budget?

  kakhao2017-01-07

  I've seen many low budget movies but with good scenario and directing they are pretty nice, but this one, horrible, seems that someone gave money to amateur porno crew and ordered to make sci-fi. Seem that crew wanted good porno but producer drove them to make sci-fi, better crew do what they used to do. The worst sci-fi I've seen ever. Bad scenario (no actually very stupid), bad directing, bad actor play. I wouldn't mention bad SFX due to low budget or maybe not low, I don't know. Seems lots of people were enrolled in this project and no one shouted - STOP, we are wasting money. One of my favorite movies is Idiocracy and seems that this movie is directed by Idiocracy's personages from bad future.

• Really ?!? LOL!

  daniel-lachance2017-02-09

  Low Budget? Did they have ANY budget .. at all? Come on! Not even close to low/no budget porn! I was laughing my a** all the way to the end. Yep! I DID looked all the way to the end, for I wanted to know how bad the end was going to be. Exceeded my expectations! REALLY - REALLY bad! Hahaha! If you want to laugh about bad acting and bad special effects, I DO recommend this film .. HIGHLY! No offence to the producer, but next time, triple your budget by adding another $100 to it! .. PLEASE !! Regards, Dan.